Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
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were lost, were cold and we don't know what to do with the stray cat we found.
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
Feels like someone put a cigar out where my butthole used to live
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
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Brought some lesbians back to the light side of the force
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
Had a girl with a moustache tattoo on her hand give me a handjob. That shit was classy as fuck. I felt like I should be wearing a monocle or something.
I threw up soo much that I started crying. Then his grandma randomly came in and started rubbing my back...
It was funny for a while but 3 days later I still can't walk and I've constructed a diaper-like contraption to hold the ice pack on my vagina.
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