I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
sometimes i think i'm bisexual but then i realize the only girl i'm attracted to is myself.
he had a sign stolen from the tennis court hanging above his bed that said, "please limit play to one hour while others are waiting"
I felt kinda bad after screaming 'ITS MY BIRTHDAY TOO' while he was having a seizure in the front of the party bus.
As added birth control I warned him that if he knocked me up tonight I would name the baby Truck.
You brought us all personal gifts you had stolen from the party and bellowed "hoes hoes hoes, clepto Santa loves you"
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
I just forgot I was standing up.
You drunk? Cause I have a terrible idea...
My concern for you and peanut butter is the reason I am still awake.
You almost got us killed.
YOU’RE WELCOME FOR NAVIGATING YOU TO A ONCE IN A LIFETIME EXPERIENCE.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
You are now at the point where people no longer question whether or not you might be on drugs. They now know for certain that you are
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