great time with ya sorry i wasn't one of the three guys you wanted to stay with
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
You dont remember anything at all? So you dont remember the shop down my road with the 'TO LET' sign over it? You were adamant that the 'I' had fallen off and that it used to say TOILET...so you took a shit right there in the doorway.
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Just threw up in the garbage can outside the liquor store... I'm pretty sure that's some sort of distress signal.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
How did you not realize the handbrakes were stuck?
I thought I was just out of shape.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
i chased my gummy vitamins with cold bacon, never say I don't take care of myself
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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