dude, that girl smelled worse than the great depression.
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
my vagina's been through so much this weekend
you mean so much has been through your vagina this weekend?
he nicknamed his dick "too big to fail"
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
The taxi driver was cool until you left. He then started blasting enya and telling me I look like I need another line.
He told me I just kept sending him the word sex and dollar signs.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
I moved out... There's nothing left but his childhood trophies...
You should make him a new one, you know like "you suck at relationships but thanks for trying participation award"
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
THE EAGLE HAS MY PANTIES. I REPEAT. THE FUCKING MASCOT HAS MY PANTIES.
HOLY SHIT. You're my hero.
Let's just say, I'm pretty sure you're banned from Skype.... like, forever.
For the record, if you sneeze while you have a dildo in your vagina and you dont have a good grip on it, that thing can get some distance.
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