yo - did your mom get a boob job (I think she did)
the best part about being a teacher is there are always 20 little kids around me to blame my farts on
We should see who can shotgun a beer faster over iPhone FaceTime
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
It's always nice when a total stranger hates your ex just as much as you think they should.
His name was Kyle but I insisted on calling him baby Jesus all night and then we did a line and he bought me Taco Bell so idk
Just busted the chick who slept with my boyfriend with alcohol. God I love being an RA.
He posted a picture from Senor Frogs. I don't remember where that bikini came from and my sombrero is PERPENDICULAR. Safe to say it was one hell of a day
I was in a competition with shots tonight...shots won.
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
True college students do jello shots in the library
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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