yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
Its really not funny anymore. I need to stop shaving while i'm drunk
LEAVE MY LITTLE DICK OUT OF THIS
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He always takes home straight guys. He plays One Night Stand on Ledgendary Mode
He said i got a new job lets blow this money he bought 4 bottles at the club he is now crying after seeing the reciept
Cool. Some 22 year old kids gave me a ride home from the bar last night. In related news, I made out with a 22yr old last night. He was adorable
so she gave me back a bag of clothing, had some boxers in it...they werent mine.... well that sums up 5 years of my life
Not even official and he's cleaned my puke twice. His hotdog skills are an added bonus. I've got a keeper
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Well my unnaturally hairy chest finally came in handy. It took at least an hour to shave the american flag into my chest but I definitely went America all over that party
I don't know if I'm more excited about getting chipotle or about getting laid
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its like you know when i get waxed
He literally just laid flat on top of me motionless at one point. It felt less like foreplay and more like he was trying to use me as a flotation device. 0/10
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
Replacing my paralegal is easy. Replacing my favorite office fuck toy is a totally different story. Damn him for wanting to better himself instead of being my manwhore
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