According to Glamour magazine, experiencing sexual pleasure helps you live longer. I am dying an early death.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I need some transition time from spring break.. can we day drink between classes this week?
They're giving me a hotel, and this chick doesn't have a place to stay for the night... I swear this is how real life Porno starts.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
Oh it's happening. I'm Chugging a beer while sitting next to a 6 year old
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
So this guy is eyeing me from across the bar. Either the girl I hit on next to him is his girlfriend or he's her gay best friend. I should show him my Penis and find out.
Dude. Do it.
Definitely her date. But she saw it too. So now he used to be her date. Why can't this stuff Happen when I'm sober?
If I had a dollar for every time i woke up screaming for my pants i"d have enough money to buy all the beer I stole last night.
I'm going to get pregnant and die... Mean Girls warned me about this but I didn't listen
I may have just unintentionally roofied a man in a wheelchair
we're decorating our christmas cookies with birth control. so pretty.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
Apparently it's not a "bonding moment" when you realize you use the same porn site as your boyfriend
The bride is so wasted, she fell into her cake.I wanna be on her level
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