Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
I don't remember him, but he's saved in my phone as "uh oh zbt"
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at what point did putting a bag of doritos in the freezer seem like a really good idea?
Does this sound normal?...She's ironing on pictures of her dead cat to all of her green clothes...
Going to an AA meeting just so I can fuck him...That's dedication
i only avoided him because he looked like he was about to have a heart attack and i didnt feel like doing cpr on my day off.
what type of emt are you
Dude, I puked in the stall for God knows how long. Halfway through, a kid sits down in the stall next to me and starts jacking off, i heard the porn on his phone and everything. so FYI, the middle stall is where good nights go to die
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Do you have a moment to talk about our lord and savior, Kendra's boobs?
I just told a guy I'm a cross of Kim K, Hilary Clinton and a dragon... He was still into it.
I woke up to find I still had sequins under my tits. I'd say Sunday was a success.
I am witnessing a blind guy whip ass at beer pong
random boy in my bed. last night wasnt a dream. fuck.
It was just like the old times. We watched movies and shit. But not like old times-i fucked her hot brother when she was in the shower? Times are a'changin.
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