It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
Just because it's been in my vagina doesn't mean it's important to me
It wasn't until i was on my knees with three dicks in my face that i thought it might be a bad idea
He told everyone he was going inside...an hour later we get a knock on the garage door from some dude telling us a guy is passed out on the lawn and we should get him inside because it's about to rain
So getting drunk in honor of the bomb threat is legit right?
I just remember being in the bathroom alone cussing out the bunny
It would have been the trifecta of dick for her.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Dude... She just sent me a story of how she wants to fuck me on a boat and call me her captain.. Well ahoy mateys, lets set sail
There's a guy masturbating in front of Sephora right now
I'm covered in jizz and the toll booth lady knew it
Opening my shipments of mascara and nipple pasties this morning like a boss bitch
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