The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
dude that girl has seen more cock ends then weekends
Oh my god. Oh my god. Oh my god. I drunk emailed a professor on friday. Oh my god. Oh my god.
i told you that I felt like my feet were melting into the ground and you starting blowing on them to put out the "invisible fire". thanks friend.
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I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
you were sat in the corner crying until someone gave you a baguette, which you then tried to feed to the duck doorstop.
I regret nothing
I couldn't get past the raccoon on my porch so i slept on my lawn.
I had to run home with my hands covering my tits this morning. How does this keep happening?
Classic dick move. Breaking up your buddies 3-some by coming into his room and doing the Harlem Shake.
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Please ask me to tell you about the time I watched two of my friends chase my drunk roommate with a broken foot around downtown
Today was my cousin's Kindergarten graduation. I happen to also think of it as a MILF convention.
You said you were uncomfortable with your body and then you started making whale noises
My mind doesn't wanna day drink but my heart does.
I told her I'd rather set my hair on fire than sleep with her again. In retrospect, that was probably too harsh. My eye is still swollen shut.
You almost lost your european virginity to a Peruvian man waering a do-rag in a port-a-potty.
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