Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
I feel like I'm sitting in a sleigh of puddy. It's not a bathtub though because you need a sleigh to go down a mountain.
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
What time did you start drinking?
Maybe.
Maybe isn't a time...
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
Sorry I got completely naked in your bed, but I feel our friendship has grown because of it.
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
So I just noticed that my last drunk google search before going to bed last night was "ghosts based on gays." I have no idea what that's supposed to mean
I climbed up on the tank of the toilet so I could take a slo-mo vid of myself pissing into the garbage can, but the base of the toilet shattered and I had to bail.
I'll tell you that it involved a pair of pliers and a trip to the ER.
I demand a full explanation right now.
last night I used snow as a chaser
Why is there a condom in my ukulele?
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