he called me "his little blueberry cunt muffin"...how would that make you feel?
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
I'm sorry..where i come from learning how to exploit a wealthy middle aged man is a right of passage
I just showed my boobs to our astate representative hahahahahahha
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
no you cant smoke seaweed
Don't ask how, but I'm pretty sure my name is now on a lease to a taco bell franchise in maryland...
I think when she wakes up, she'll either kill me, or laugh. I hope she laughs.
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
shes 19, drunk and said she has no gag reflex. im trying to decide if i have scruples
you dont
i dont
I either just got free sex or a nice jail sentence. Text me in 10 to verify.
I'm looking for mother nature. And when I find her, I'm looking her right in the eyes and telling her to fuck off.
Not sure if you're still doing the whole "sleeping with only one person" thing but if you're not we should sleep together when I get back in town tonight.
People are talking politics and I have had 9 mimosas
Like I wasn't going to make out with the hot Australian sitting next to me at the Portland blazer game?
Randomize
