Dude why does my asshole itch so bad?
I'll teach you how to wipe better
Baconater + red wine = first meal of the day
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I hope this doesn't change things. I feel that me being a minor made it more exciting.
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so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
nobody understands how my tooth became embedded in the ceiling last night.
ive penciled you in for a day of excessive drinking
Sounds like it could have been the night you pulled out your love stump at the strip club.
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No if my life depended on you fingering me just let me die
Beer is acceptable at 830am if it's your bday, right?
Do drug dealers work on Memorial Day?
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
Oh my fucking god, I was conceived on the first date.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
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