Just got booted from water taxi for showing my balls to a security guard.
Never forget that any girl can get her way if she puts her vagina on the table.
Oh. My. God. Best non-relationship, he-might-be-cheating-on-his-boyfriend-but-I-can't-tell-because-of-the-language-barrier sex EVER!
i wanted to sleep on a waterbed so i filled up my bathtub so i could fall asleep in it...
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I went from a chick that didn't like to have sex to one that can't get enough of it. I can't believe I'm going to say this but at 27 I think I need a happy medium
Is there any way to un-invite somebody to a wedding? I just checked out the other family, and I can't have a cockblock there.
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
Jailed a totally belligerent hot guy. That was probably my most thorough pat down. Ever.
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
The hint wasn't even a hint. it said "stop talking to her" that's pretty straightforward
A party without a piñata is not a party I want to attend.
Sorry you saw me having sex with your brother on the beach
have fuck
*fun
actually forget it have a fuck too it'll do you good
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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