i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
i just shit an entire soup salad and breadsticks from the olive garden... bud light wins again.
i just watched kanye west and taylor swift have a chugging contest. why cant halloween be every day
she actually told me to ignore the cokeheads in the corner with knives.
I wish we could tell the moving van to wait at the strip club for a while.
Why does She think it's her duty to welcome in freshman through the welcome mat that is her vagina
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
There is a glee sing along. It's on random and they know them all. Like, the specific glee timings and pauses. I need to leave. I need to escape
Anyhow, I am sorry for being obnoxious about wanting more sex and forcing you to eat lunchmeat off of my ginormous nipples. I knew that you weren't going to succumb to my pushy demands
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Would it be crossing a line if I told him that I now know his girlfriend has a huge mole on her left ass cheek?
Pray for me.. I'm like the lonely vagina in a sea of sworming dicks
I'm laying backwards. On the stairs. Eating carrots. And drinking from a captain Morgan bottle.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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