the nicest thing hes ever said to me is give me head.......please
He kept singing "who's that peekin in my window" we thought he was high til we realized someone was lookin in the windows.
I may still return these pants. Depends how much they smell like alcohol by tmrw morning. I've already spilled once.
We had sex in the tent after his 6th beer and while we were at it we had conversations with the people outside the tent.
I wish you would stop telling everyone that your cock turned me into a Bears fan.
There's a Russian guy here. In the bar. Drinking vodka. Wearing a trench coat and a hat and a mustache. Idk where the confusion is.
Being drunk is way better. Seriously, I just licked your brother to make sure my spit was actually real.
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
It was less of a bar, and more of an abandoned basement that some people sell booze in.
New BDSM fun fact. When you get spanked hard enough with a flat object, you get welts. Welcome to thunderdome, bitches.
I just used crown royal bags as pot holders...
Way to go. Now you have no beer and I have a cold tit.
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Ugh, once again I had to block the view of him peeing off the hotel bar balcony, I earned those free drinks!
I am a delicate flower. A fucked up, drunk, horny, pants pissing, delicate little flower.
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