Come to wood. Julia is putting pants on. We must stop her.
Trying to find something to do here is like trying to find a vegan resturant in alabama.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
Apparently you get kicked out of gay bars if they catch you putting the entire free condom bowl in your purse.
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ok is that genuinely the first four bars of mozart's symphony #40 sharpied onto my arm or
The topic of sex in the jamba banana suit has come up on multiple occasions. We're just waiting for a moment to try it out.
Seriously? You DON'T remember putting all those Swedish fish in the waffle iron b/c you wanted "One big Swedish fish?" That waffle iron was a wedding gift.
Next time you're baked eat baked beans and potato chips together. Like dip them in the beans. It's so good
I was in a penguin suit. Dick out. I am confident in the value of my pic.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
WHY THE FUCK DID I HAVE TO FALL IN LOVE WITH A CONVICT
HAVE BEEN SPEAKING IN RUSSIAN ACCENT FOR 5 HOURS
SHIRT GONE
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
he was peeing off the deck shouting "urinals are for pussies" that's how much hurricane.
i had to call him over, it was my last chance at getting some tonight
HE HAS A RESTRAINING ORDER AGAINST U!!!
it expires tomorrow
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
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