What did I say to him last night?
Something along the lines of "your not here, I'm going to fuck sam. call me later babe, this won't take long, love you"
all in all not a bad night
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
I want to dip my vagina in sugar. Not only will it be sweet, but it will have a nice sparkle.
We've finally come to the understanding that as long as our conversation stays stricaly sexual, we get along.
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Dude, I'm importing a boy from Oklahoma for my divorce party. It's like doctors without borders, but with dicks.
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Why is there a keg in our kitchen? I'm not complaining but why is there a keg in our kitchen?
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
Why does every bad decision I make wind up having 1000 likes on YouTube?
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I'm pretty sure I just gave myself third degree burns from punching my pizza.
I'm high. The text bubbles floating do no justice to the underwater experiences
So the vodka/tequila mix went down fine but the burp made me cry
Three cheers for handling my crush on my boss in an entirely reasonable manner, by having a threesome with my coworkers.
I'm drinking because I just started here and every single person I work with wants to quit and when I asked a coworker how she's doing she literally just started crying.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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