You can't motorboat a personality
sitting next to michael phelps in the airport. wonder if he's carrying...
Nothing like studying in the College of Communication to make you realize how smart you are.
As much as I'm all for laying on his living room couch, watching spongebob and having spoon sex, it's becoming a routine.
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I was passed out in a dog food bowl tor two hours. Just tapped my dinner beer. I love homecoming.
I know how to say Yes, No, and Your Mother's Vagina. So almost fluent.
Btw, do you want me to fix this with a box of wine and a chick flick or is this more of a 'lets head to the strip club' problem? I'm just trying to analyze the emotional depth of the situation.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
He told me his cum shot melted the paint on his bedroom wall and asked if I want to see it
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I will now send you explicit pics of mine and her genetalia bound together forever in the devils dance that is sexting.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
I guess it's part of life. Sometimes your ex boyfriend becomes a drag queen.
I woke up under a house in Key West
We're about to get drunk and it feels wrong without you
He’s perfect! He listens to Genesis during sex and has a VW bus!
You really are from the panhandle, aren’t you?
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