Do you think there are girls out there that really do like small penis?
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
If she doesnt understand your inherent need to teabag an emo chick, do you really want to be with her?
and then he put stevie wonder on to fuck to...and hummed along as I blew him
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
Flacco has been sacked like 7 times. His name also auto corrects to Flaccid. That's so sad
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
We broke into the kitchen, stole cooking aprons, and wore them on the dance floor.
So i came so hard i almost passed out, where has this vibrator been all my life?
My only contacts are booty calls or the club hockey team.
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
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