Fuck you I wanted that fabulous flaming homo to win american idol...its like we lost the gay marriage vote...again
I get free beer too. Its called a vagina and its accepted everywhere like visa
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
you made me have a moment of silence for the half of a sub sandwich that you dropped on the floor earlier
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
he got mad when I told him his flaccid penis looked like a sleeping kitten
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Once you've seen a girl stick a snake in her snatch normal stuff seems like Barney and friends
It's a drunk scavenger hunt.
Everything on the list counts for double points if done naked.
I apologize for tapping your ass. It was a friendly tap. Like Casper. Ya know
In other news my pubic hair is covered in glitter.
I told my therapist about the other night and he actually whistled and said "wow that is not good."
This is why we can never be just regular friends. The shit we do is not regular
just realized I'll be in a check out line with just Hershey syrup and condoms. I don't know if I am setting a good image for our generation
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
Randomize
