You know how britney does the hair flip too much in her new videos? Thats me right now
Um, I don't know who U MEANT to send that to, but yes I WAS going to fuck you. Instead you can go play Halo with ur friends.
therell be strippers and coke right?
no strippers. just coke.
i hate this fuckin recession
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
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i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
Another Sunday, another 100 chicken nuggets
No, I got those cupcakes fair and square. That homeless man should have known not to underestimate the determination of a stoned chem student.
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
But you've got to admit , for how blackout I was I look fucking unreal in those pictures
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Roomie questionaires don't ask any of the important questions like "how do you feel about one night stands" and "will you judge me post-walk of shame"
I feel so bad for your roommate
see that vagina ? that vagina means business
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
My lease is up and I've been thinking, it's only fair that the guys I've fucked in this apartment in the past year help me move. They enjoyed the bed, now help me move it.
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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