I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
the girl next to me in class is drawing a guy banging a chick doggy style...its very detailed
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
She showed me her prom dress from 2001, which still had her date's cum stain on it.
Oh, so that's why you call her jizzarella....
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Well i tried snorting sugar. so either that made me puke or the fact that i drank water from a fish tank
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
I just want you to know how happy I am that you are circumcised.
This is the guy I made out with and it made me think of my dad. Let's never talk about it again.
Where were you last night, and why am I not surprised that drag queens were involved?
He cried & told me I reminded him off his mother. I don't want to talk about it. I want to drink about it.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
I don't think meeting his drug dealers counts as a relationship landmark.
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
im so drunk that this cat is mothering me. aggressively
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