Wanna demo a makeout? Check box yes or no. Or maybe. Okay bye.
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
We were sexting and at the end, instead of us having sex, he decided to put "we fell asleep in each others arms."
I just saw a dude get out of an ambulance with nothing but wallabees on
My mom and I were trying to explain to my sister what an uncircumcised penis looks like. We had some minor disagreements.
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
I'm going to join a nudist colony to win $1000. There are no down-sides to this.
Lesson of the night- sweaty dick can get stuck to ice, and require medical attention.
Some kid just popped open a giant PBR and walked into his final...
Nothing tops off the night like giving emotional and spiritual guidance to a 70 year old transvestite.
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Kinda suprised you didn't immediately ask about the lesbian ghosts tho
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
There's wine in the fridge here. You could leave school and we could get day drunk.
That's my favorite drunk.
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