the chick doesn't look like she's put anything in her mouth for weeks other than his dick.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
apparently breaking a beer bottle and then throwing up in a urinal is a terrible way to pick up girls.
Theres also beggin' strips and a dog bone in the corner...nooo signs of there being a dog though.
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My bullwhip has saved my life tonight and gotten me laid. I'm gonna be Indiana Jones every Halloween!
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
I have a surprise for you
Is it drugs? I want drugs. Or a puppy!
I was laying there trying to sleep and then he sat up, took out his dick, and put it on my shoulder. It wasn't even hard- it was just casually perched.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
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From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
THIS THING HATES MY LIVER
Are you opposed to me trying out your penis?
Seriously my new passion in life is the girth of his penis
im just letting you know I walked in on you with four different guys last night. a. you were all naked. b. they're all roommates
youll appreciate my drinking habit one day...
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