I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Weirdest conversation with my dad. He just told me he didn't shave his pubes.
just balanced a champagne glass on my gut. thanks to beer im a living breathing tempur-pedic mattress.
Just had sex in the basement of the library... I knew I was paying $120,000 for something more than a law degree
Two girls are doing the worm relatively well on the bar floor after the fact I just saw one puke in the trash
He was streaking. We were hammered. We had roman candles. It only made sense to shoot them at him.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Had sex five times today because there was nothing else to do. I had no idea snow days could get even better than when we were kids
Suuuuuuper drunk and just sang fuck her gently to the chiminea. I'm in bad shape.
I mean thanks for the bj but i wanna forget everything that happened last night between 11 and 5
Of course I understand. Thou shalt never turn down a free meal or drink. It's one of the commandments of being a girl.
Being able to fart in my own house is like 90% of why I pay rent
Happy Father's Day to the first man I called Daddy while cumming.
We are back but we are listening to stairway to heaven in my car. Amy is air drums. Be back when it's over.
I'm not fucking you with a Stormtrooper helmet on!
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