some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
I'm single ladies-ing it in my kitchen alone. after I just made an intense new breakup cd and before I drown my sorrows by marinating alone in my jacuzzi later. I cant tell if this is a new low or a new high
I am at the point in my high where i now know/understand chinese.
I've decided to sign up for a porn membership, but it's 10:30 and I'm going to wait an hour an a half because I don't want to waste a whole day of my month long membership. Fuck this economy.
sometimes i wish i could find another girl that loves my dick as much as she does
i feel like she has dreams of it being like a person saying hey lets go play
I just learned that your liver regrows itself every 2 months. Best news I've heard all week.
I think he just gave me the 'I used to sleep with your sister' discount
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
No, he went to go get condoms. The least I could do was chug two beers before he got back
July fourth my place, drunken bubble slip n slide. Yes this is happening and yes I am 31
did i really sing to your nipples last night?
yes. and it was oddly very seductive
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
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