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i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now.

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(360): i don't have parental supervision. i'm gonna start accepting candy from strangers now. http://tfl.nu/qgk0

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But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes

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(908): But i did once see a show where a women was homeless and installed a stove in a school bus so she and her baby could live there since all the seats were taken out. As far as being homeless goes it didn't look half bad...So this is me promising to you that if i ever am living in an abandoned school bus...i will at least pimp it out with a stove so you can come over for dinner sometimes http://tfl.nu/c86w

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i think i just puked on my phone

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we live great lives

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(315): i think i just puked on my phone (1-315): we live great lives http://tfl.nu/f3zx

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(858): View more from California

I'll start drinking again when I know where I am

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(858): I'll start drinking again when I know where I am http://tfl.nu/a7gj

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(630): View more from Illinois

don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here

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(630): don't worry, your friend will b fine, they treat virgins nicely around here http://tfl.nu/cm6x

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I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out.

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(843): I just want a better ending for myself. Not walking around with one sock on and my bush hanging out. http://tfl.nu/k8va

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i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now.

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(213): i yelled out "tuesday" during orgasim. he fucked me into 2 days from now. http://tfl.nu/744a

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So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing

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(303): So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing http://tfl.nu/363h

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This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping.

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(513): This does no justice to the amount of paint I'm covered in or the amount of balls I'm tripping. http://tfl.nu/j81d

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(902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .

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(902): New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever . http://tfl.nu/6kwm

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I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?

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(563): I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one? http://tfl.nu/bi5f

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I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating.

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(205): I can't drink with the moms anymore. All they talk about is lactating. http://tfl.nu/dthl

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What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running

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(775): What shitty, shitty thing could you possibly tell me that doesnt top the fact that i got hammered and showed everyone i could shit while running http://tfl.nu/dwtn

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It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again.

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(410): It was like a Thanksgiving meal, which you spend 8 hours cooking, and the family wolfs down in 20 minutes. All that flirting and build-up for like 90 seconds of pumping and he was gone in a flash, never to be heard from again. http://tfl.nu/2qb3

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Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it.

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(347): Pretty sure my idea of standards went out the window when I hooked up with a guy who had a rooster tattoo with an arrow pointing down to his no no bits. Think about it. http://tfl.nu/skxk

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