so then you didnt wanna fuck tonight right?
oops, you werent supposed to get that until you left.
It's true. Ladies love me because I'm so strong and they feel safe. Not because of my pseudo charm and their impaired judgement after several drinks...
It's gotten to the point where even copying off yahoo answers is still way too much work.
I'm not upset because i like you. I'm upset because I can't use you for the sex anymore.
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Were at her birthday dinner and her dad keeps buying me shots saying when I was your age I fucked the shit outta girls
Hahahahahaha remind him your dating his daughter
If man night ends at some point, hit me up and let me prove my vagina still exists.
I made a side by side comparison of her Facebook pic and the chick on the anti meth billboards. Plus a ven diagram showing mostly shared physical attributes. I sent u the PowerPoint. You were sufficiently warned.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
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I tore the muscle in my left calf at the gym and still spent all evening in heels. UNSTOPPABLE!
I had jack at 8 am= instant drunk
Just saw my ex AGAIN. The constellation of gays must be at some sort of weird point with Mercury.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
I'm no doctor but I don't think balls are supposed to look like that.
he had DANDRUFF in his PUBES. 0/10 would not blow again.