Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
beer pong: waldo and ernie vs. bacon and eggs... i love halloween
our new exchange student wants to hear all about America's greatest politician, "Oprah." it's gonna be a long fucking day
The cop only confirmed I'm .22% Irish. Then I threw up on him.
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I was wondering where I've seen this kid then I remembered I saw him doing lines of blow of his gf's leg while she was sleeping last week.
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
I now own a bag of cigarettes and have no purse, awesome
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We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
If I spent my amateur stripper money does that mean I am cleansed of my sins?
forgot to tell you your neighbor walked out of her house this morning just as I was leaving shirtless
I just sustained a forearm injury dancing to salt n peppa in my kitchen. Fack. I pushed it real good.