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• (737): View more from Texas

  You know that restaurant that is like over by home depot?

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  That shitty one? I heard the food sucks there

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  It's my parent's restaurant

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• (320): View more from Minnesota

  For the amount I put out, I should be going on way more dates.

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• (260): View more from Indiana

  Vodka is such a love hate relationship.

  (661): View more from California

  Truer words have never been spoken.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  I wish his dick was as long as his hair.

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• (469): View more from Texas

  I've gone to the bathroom 3 times. And forgot to pee. 3 times. Let's say we call it a night, I need to be found. I see a fish tank by the bar and some stairs.

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  You want anything?

  (610): View more from Pennsylvania

  Gatorade and you naked.

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• (920): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.

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• (563): View more from Iowa

  I'm having one of my monday morning walk of shame coffees if you care to join.

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• (720): View more from Colorado

  Well going home with a Ralph Lauren model helped me get over him real fuckin' quick. Would recommend it for all women going through breakups

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• (509): View more from Washington

  Trying to figure out the logistics of putting my laptop speakers on this plate with the last slice of pizza. Too drunk to move the plate. Not an option.

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• (843): View more from South Carolina

  the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.

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• (727): View more from Florida

  I respect your roll as DD and there're am required to respect your vehicle

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• (914): View more from New York

  So im waiting for someone at grand central and i look up AND THE ENTIRE BALCONY IS FILLED WITH BOY SCOUTS I AM TERRIFIED

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• (785): View more from Kansas

  Shout out to my liver for being the true MVP. It easily put in more work than LeBron or Curry this week.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  listen I will take literally anything I can get my tiny gay fingers on

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