May i just say it is extremely difficult to pee in a cape
you kept falling over in mid-conversation and you just got right back up as if nothing happened...
He is going overseas for 8 months, not only was that blowjob a going away present, but i was supporting the troops
He said he forgot to take his shoes off, and that he was a bad boy because he was walking on the carpet. Then he sang. Then he shouted "I'M STILL FORGETTING."
All I wanted was a "this is what America feels like" blowjob before I left. Is that too much to ask for?
You destroyed the landscape if my vagina FOREVER.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I have to remind myself to breathe. That hungover.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
She kissed me, then said "mmm your face tastes like it needs my pussy on it."
Trust me, I'm a professional lesbian.
Honestly I really just want to do you in the mail truck. Thought about it a lot today
Fucking a younger guy is now a game of odds. The chance that he gives me corona virus is outweighed by the evening of orgasms I know he’ll give me.
Randomize
