I found the seven page love letter I had written you. I'm sorry i was so obsessed.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
I think the boy in my gender studies class cried when 90% of the girls said they had faked an orgasm
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
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A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
I don't think eating half of a pickle out of my mouth counts as getting to know me
I made a blanket fort and am drinking Gatorade and eating donuts watching 500 days of summer. I can't keep spending my saturdays like this.
Hey. Me and my buddy are drunk. you wanna give us tattoos of the hawaiian punch guy we shall pay very well. Seriously dude. no bull shit.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
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And tan into my neighbor in the elevator. She was going to the gym. I was covered in mascara and dog hair eating a hash brown
Everyone thinks I'm sleeping but I'm actually just melting.
So how do you explain to your boss that Siri called him mid sex?
Russell is lonely. He needs a companion.
You're lucky you have a monster cock or most people may just laugh at your penis' nickname.
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
I got eaten out in the igloo at snow-kings castle last night.My thighs were literally melting ruts in the ice bench.Definitely colder than the minus 40 blowjob at Desiree's wedding
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