Dual....:-)
it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
Wow, you were right... Weed does start conversations
Hypothetical question: If I threw up in the dishwasher do I clean it up or just turn it on? :(
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Just ate a whole pizza by myself. Wearing my indian headdress again. its really cool with the french braids. I look like fucking pocahontas or some shit.
I awoke this morning to a naked boyfriend flying a remote controlled shark around his apartment. This is my life.
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Using your ex girlfriend's little brother to pick up women at the a&p: priceless
I have a present for you
Like a legit gift, not just me showing up and getting naked
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
I don't know which I need first...a shower or a confessional.
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
I'm too hungover to Google him and try to save face.
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