gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
btw, her name was actually Alixx. in retrospect, it was pretty much a gimme
Lindsay lohan: road to jail is on E tonight. Bring vodka we are not missing an opportunity to make a drinking game out of this
I just made doing the dishes into a drinking game. crafty, or pathetic?
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
i have achieved a new state of being which requires no food or water but is sustained only by coffee and pure, unrelenting rage
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
He just got really stoned and kept complementing my ponytail
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
Did you finish that presentation yet?
No but don’t worry about it. I do my best work in the middle of the night. I’m like a hamster.
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