No. I still stand by my previous statement that nachos and tequila is the breakfast of champions.
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
I tackled a mailbox like a linebacker. He almost broke his hip and his friend lit a bottle rocket off inside of the car. Yes it was a successful night.
The liquor stores are closed! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO! CURSE YOU SANDY!!!!
We learned many a lesson today about drug use in canoes
Hi, my name is Ashslay and I'll be your designated shitshow.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
I'm sorry I was just sleeping on the kitchen floor I'm too dead to think
It's okay. I think we're back on. I just went on a dog walk with him n blew him on a sidewalk
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
Let's do something tonight. I feel like setting things on fire.
Guess who cheated on their SATs? Also on the same line guess who's getting in to Princeton at damn near free of charge?
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