We're pretty sure the 'pocket' aspect of the hot pocket is unnecessary. Testing our theory now.
I've got my laundry in the car, tonights 1 night stand pre-req is an in suite washer and dryer. Let's do this!
There is a girl on the metro with no shoes and she's using a Crown Royal bag as a purse.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
It's gonna be one of those someone is getting divorced parties
Naw man, if he's crazy enough to jerk off on a public bus he's too crazy for me to fuck with
I just told the sun to stop. That hungover.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
GDI YOU HAVE THE GOD OF FUCKING THUNDER'S NUDES AND YOU DIDN'T SHARE
I think it was a smart move. Quickest way to get over a guy, hook up with his friends.
What's clit gel and why is it in my wallet.
Just beer bonged through a snorkel, add that to the list
It smells like graded cheese and febreze in the family room what the hell have you been up to???
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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