Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
wat bout pragnant strippers??
he wouldn't shut up and let me sleep
yeah i got into a fight with my man last night
why can't men just shut up and put out?
similar to the time we made up the game of screaming at the top of our lungs any time a guy any of us slept with walked into the party. that went over SO well.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
I made him recite stats from the playoffs game last night before I would go down on him.
I want what they have, but in the meantime I have a whole bottle of rum to which I'm quite devoted
I just woke up in my locked bathroom. It's 5 PM. What happened?
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I don't want to hook up with him sober. That's pretty much like saying I love you.
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