That's the secret to virgins: blizzards.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
The chips are stabbing my teeth, and I can feel the muscle under my mouth contracting.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I like dinosaurs. I like penises. It's kind of a win win
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Ran into a tinder match at the bar last night. We spotted each other and started making out without speaking any words to each other. Fuck yea technology!
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I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
i tried to break up pigeon sex because one looked too young to consent. fireball feminism ftw
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
He just turned down phone sex for hockey and I'm so relieved I'm fucking a straight guy that I'm barely even mad
can I CTRL ALT DELETE this universe
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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