its good for cellulite if you don't wear underwear. its true
I have found the one flaw to the great pride I took as a guy to not have to sit down to pee...having to sneeze while peeing.
the roller ball on my blackberry is the closest i've come to touching a clit in 2 years.
did you fuck him yet?
hahaha who do you think your talking to.. a nun?
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
When sleeping with someone new: should you hide the magnum condoms, or let him know what he has to live up to?
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
Might just stay in and drink cuz of the hurricane. Yea I think Wisconsin might be safe but its a good reason to drink.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Dammit now I'm pissed. Its like I am torn between two worlds. A world of girls, and a world of people punching other people in the head. Both are just so beautiful.
I made out with a dude last night who has an ex wife. Is this what post grad life is about?
are you just sitting in your hotel room drinking popsicle vodka?
.....well anything sounds bad when you say it like THAT
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Of fucking course I get my period on Valentine's Day...
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