I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
Recording ancient aliens and the third Reich. Stoned you will thank me later.
He insisted on us having sex while watching the biggest loser and asked me if I could "resist the temptation".
using blue streamers we found on the bathroom floor was probably not the best substitute for toilet paper.
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Home. Hour long discussion with mom. Very frightened. Eating a sausage. Don't remember making it. Confused.
all law school has taught me so far is how to fart quietly during lectures and how to out-argue the ice cream guy when he screws me out of extra toppings.
Even though he was watching you pee on his bedroom floor, you kept denying it and saying he was dreaming
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
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Last night was a "wash hands with dog shampoo" kind of night
Let's get the cat blown out
Apparently I have decided there are no repercussions for my actions
No we were too stoned to stop you from wiping the peanut butter all over the car.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
Look, I am sorry I shaved your cat...but get over it.
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