And mexicans. My burrito likes you.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
I added "don't hook up with boys with girlfriends" to my new years resolution and realized how sad it was that it made me actually feel like a better person
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We listened to Rod Stewart Pandora and slow danced in the shower.
I vaguely remember having a cowboy explain his belt buckle to me in the bathroom hallway
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
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sex in a hospital.. check
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Oh man. I threw up in the first cab. Got kicked out. Roamed somewhere for awhile. Fell asleep in the back if the second cab. Woke up in my underwear on the living room floor with a frozen pizza (thawed) laying next to me
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
He’s like Batman if Batman went down on me and gave me multiple toe curling orgasms. He left without saying a word before I pulled the pillow off my face
Find out if he’s shared his techniques with a friend and set me up with him. You know I’ve always had a thing for Robin!!!!
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