I'm drinking on the job... HEAVILY
Sorry, I have to go home and feed my nepotisms
Sorry, I can't talk, there's a herd of nepotisms headed my way
Vegas for my brothers bachelor party. Just landed and I have a boner. I'm giggly and teary eyed I'm so excited.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
The black hole just entered the party man, I can literally see guys starting to move towards her.
Sorry I pissed in your closet and lied to your parents that it was probably a flood. He got up to go to the bathroom, expecting sex when he got back, I panicked
We were walking to the bar with a group of people and literally made 4 stops in people's lawns garages or random walls for him to eat me out
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
My fart just smelled like the inside of white castle, I mean spot on, no difference whatsoever.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
tell raye i said hi and sorry for bleeding on the limes
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