I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
i'm gonna start putting 34DD under other qualifications on my bartender applications and see if that helps
I woke up to the sound of a beer can being opened. I love him already
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Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
I'm sitting at my desk looking through our payroll system photos to find my next boyfriend. Abuse of power or awesome?
If this party got busted it would be an improvement
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
Last night all you did was whine about how you needed something new and exciting
Is THAT why I woke up with dreadlocks?
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I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
I'm really going to need you to stop yelling Campari.
All I remember is an overwhelming desire for chicken nuggets...
Yes, you pinned my brother to the floor by the throat and threatened to slaughter his family if he didn't drive to mcdonalds and get you some.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
i ordered what the bartender said was called a pink cock, and kept saying it tastes like a disney princess. thats how my 21st bday went
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