if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
I was worried if he didn't show me his penis, he would kill himself
He keeps apologizing for not being able to get hard when he's drunk. We havent even left the club yet.
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
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We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Are you still giving blowjobs?
Who is this?
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
I honestly wish you had parked the car in the terminal garage and fucked me in the backseat but I guess I should be more forward
I want to do something romantic. Like gargle champagne before I put your dick in my mouth.
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He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
We're gonna have to check the security cameras after last night
Btw, the reason I have a black eye is bc I needed to puke so hard yesterday morning; I whipped up the toilet seat so fast that I railed myself in the face. Then spent the rest of the day more carefully puking. Kind of why I'm not in the mood for drinking.
If people had ratings on Tinder I'd give you 5 out of 5 stars.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
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