Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
whats wrong with me. i have a coffee mug of wine in the library and i'm doing homework
You never go ass to mouth. That's quite possibly the most important rule Paramedic school has taught me.
better to have posed nude and lost than to never have posed nude at all...thats what i always say
The polish Muslims are throwin paczkis into the crowd and I'm beer 6 before 11 am
the bar just sent me a facebook message congratulating me on being a regular and getting such good grades. my life is not real.
Do I really need this much space in my mouth?
Are you already high?
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
Bored at work. googling vodka waffles.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
This is exactly why you shouldn't bang your bartender. Although the awkward free shots are a plus.
Nothing like a little " am I gonna shit myself " to spice up the work day
My friend came into the apartment in real handcuffs at 4 in the morning. She was laughing and running around and then proceeded out the door...
I've got a bottle of water, a bag of salad greens, and a bottle of hot sauce. How stoned do you think I am?
I got fucked in a bat mobile this morning. Being slutty rules.
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