maybe next time you shouldn't be drinking alone watching intervention at 3 am and no one would think you needed an intervention.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You walked in on me taking a shit and told me to hit the bong
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
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I'm gonna go out on a limb and say it had something to do with pool sex.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
So mom called me from the hospital laughing her ass off. Apparently my sister is allergic to cocaine...
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
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i could've stared at her spine forever man..she was so deep, and she made a drink out of vodka and organic mangoo shit. i will find her and present that goddess with some fucking gummies
you're no longer allowed out of my sight at parties
Ps he swallowed my earring last night so yeah
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
I can get something to clone your cock for $40. It's worth it. It's my birthday present to myself.
OMG I CAN GET A GLOW-IN-THE-DARK ONE
The dentist walked in on me trying to bottle some laughing gas to take home with me. That high.
skipped tacos for a blowjob. No tacos. No blowjob. More importantly...no tacos. Wtf?
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