i need a penis for penetration, you wont do.
oh yeah... my b.
Im holding a competition......who saw me last, and who knows how my nose got bruised? you earn points for answering either question. and for bringing me water.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
Trust me. My penis has made more than enough decisions this weekend.
I need a vacation from myself..this is duely noted after I tried giving myself a concussion last night
Can we do a version of last night where I actually remember shit?
Also I found and fixed my beer gun.
I found out his moms name, maiden name, profession, and office location, his dads name and profession, his home phone, picture of their house, all of his work profiles, and the cost of their house. All I'm trying to do is find his damn twitter
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
Please can we have sex in this office for old times sake
Buying drug test kits off amazon. And qualifying for amazonSmile donation to a kids hospital feels wrong and funny at the same time xD
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
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