this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
There's a high school volleyball camp on campus this summer. I'm definitely going to jail.
I'm hoping you can explain why I woke up with what I believe is pumpkin pie all over my body
She even gives head with a lisp.
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
He threw up in the campfire, the alcohol in his puke caught on fire. Im marrying this man
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
he told me he could still feel the blowjob i gave him last year
wow. THAT good huh
how does spending your day off taking me to the hospital sound?
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
Can't believe we're making vacation plans with the guy we had a threesome with
You know it's a good night when the word slut is imprinted on your ass and your hands smell like lube.
someone commented on last weekends photos impressed that so many homeless people wanted to take pictures with us. weird that those "homeless people" are our friends... right?
Btw, how did you break into my room, and why did you decide that covering the mushrooms with a blanket was more secure than a lock on my door?
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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