It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
Do you know how when animals have surgery they put those cones around their heads so they can't lick their wounds so they can heal? I think someone should invent that for human emotions.
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
He just asked me if his big had a curved penis. Awkward? I think so.
you sang the finger bang song from south park while fingering me. needless to say, kind of a turn off.
Yeah getting kicked out of the bar at 1 pm really set the tone for the day.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
You spent about half an hour trying to convince me that mesh condoms were a good idea.
Dude I've kinda accepted I may leave Nola with the clap.
And is it bad that I haven't talked to guys who I haven't already dated? I feel like a recycle bin.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Yeah but him not going to be sleeping in your sink this time.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
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