I can't watch pbs sober anymore
I really wish i had a penis so i could dick slap that bitch right now
names aren't important. just tell him all you want is a lil make out sesh and keep it moving.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
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He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
I feel I must have sex with him first to fully decide where my vagina belongs.
We have your weave and dirt in our room.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
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we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I swear to the sweet baby jesus I didn't fill your freezer with salsa and my little pony toys, but I didn't stop them either.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
He's being awfully beer snobby for a guy who ordered salad
You're wearing pigtails and giving away our kitchen appliances. Clearly, you're drunk.
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