I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
Last night I saw a drag queen take a shot of Red Hot that was soaked into a tampon. I fucking love my life!
Killed two birds with one stone: found my wallet and unclogged the toilet.
theyre doing DJ Khaled impressions again...
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I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
Just coerced a Santa to buy me a handle. Tis the season.
I legit had to pull him off my car. Then he texted me saying 'take me places.' Shotgun getting that drunk tonight
dude. this chick is staring at me like i gave her brother herpes.
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Like. I probably should fuck him. I owe him for breaking his thumb.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
She pulled up to the bar in a limo, wasted, and alone. Gets out, shrugs and slurs "I couldn't find a cab" and proceeds to take a shot.
I'm in love.
I heard the bride mutter "I should have brought a fucking tranquilizer". I'm not at all surprised that you got banned from the bar afterwards.
He stumbled out of the bathroom with his pants around his ankles yelling "tie my shooes!"