Gte hit a new low, I took a poopnap, passed out mid poop on the toilet.
Wow senior week shows you new things about yourself
Is this the I'm gay speech?
okay, this is the fifth time he asked if it was in yet. maybe i shouldn't have dated a blind guy.
He has 250 profile pictures. Of course he was a douchebag
Fuck. These are the symptoms I had when I was pregnant. This could be bad.
am i gonna have visuals on this?
you are gonna see the trees puking up fireworks and ninja pheonixes will shit rainbows and fire
You are my mentor.
I drank wine out of a protein shake bottle last night. You may want to rethink that statement.
He let me keep my Michael Jordan Bulls jersey on during sex.
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
I spent half an hour sculpting my pubes into a perfect triangle of really short hair, and the first thing he said when he saw it was "Don't you think you need a shave?"
I put purple lights under my bed and asked him if he wanted to fuck in a spaceship.
Man, coughing on your period is like the biggest gamble a girl can make.
I'm bleeding and have questions
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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