i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
heey were did you guys go? last time i remember seeing you i was throwing up in the fountain
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You were mounting an escalator last night, shouting "I have no health insurance" at people
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
The good news is I managed to avoid the three cop car looking for me. The bad news is I no longer have shoes.
dude there's no way we're going back in there for your puke shoes
As if right now I am a humanitarian. Full story to come in the morning. It involves sex.
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Aw don't be embarrassed. It was all good fun! We've all been there. You can't come to vegas and NOT get a little alcohol poisoning. That's like going to church and not praying.
I think the only context in which I'd be comfortable being kidnapped is by a band of baby sloths
Ok. As long as I can keep Kevin contained to the room I'll be ok. If not u might have a naked puking Kevin at ur door
Good to know. If our sexting moves past early 1900s vernacular, I'll be sure to use that once or twice.
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
if I hear Wonderful Christmastime one more time I'm putting my foot up Paul McCartney's ass.
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