found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I was totally willing to let her keep giving me blowjobs as long as she didn't think we were in a relationship.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
there were like 150 questions AFTER the application. you'd think for a store that has dick molding kits it'd be a joke
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
Was having the best sex dream I've had in a while and only woke up when I heard my grandma fall down the stairs.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
The guy who was interviewing me asked if I had coke on my pants. You win this time Las Vegas
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Black magic does not go near my vagina, it's a rule
Teacher vividly described one of the times he did shrooms, sat down, sighed, and told everyone to go do drugs and let us out 15 minutes into class. I love community colleges
She started crying, nearly punched a guy, started smoking multiple cigarets backwards and broke the slide on her bong. Why do I always end up babysitting the crazy ones?
I'm so stoned. We're making Josh's sister bake us brownies. She's so small and pixie like. Her brownies make me cry tears of happy.
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