you're kinda like the weird girl from The Breakfast Club after the makeover. i mean you're pretty, but you're still weird as fuck
i have absolutely no control over my now miserable and whore-ish lifestyle.
is there an easy way to say "i didnt plan on sleeping with you until i saw how drunk you were" ?
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
So howd u manage to get high at a one year olds birthday anyway?
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
I complimented him on his choice of carpeting while he was humping me.
Fucking her would be like seeing big foot, finding a four leaf clover , petting a unicorn, and arm wrestling a leprechaun in a matter of a 6 hour period
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Good news. That bum you thought that died is alive.
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
UPDATE: IM NOT A TEEN MOM LETS GO PARTY
I finally broke my dry spell. I did it. D-do-da-Dora.
Do you have Pokemon Go yet? I just caught a Clefairy on my walk of shame and feel way better about myself.
i need something from you. video yourself doing naked jumping jacks and send it to me. it will make me smile
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