You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
My moms helping me unpack but im getting a little nervous because I dont remember where i put my dildo
i knew it was time to break up with him once he pulled out the Halo foreplay costumes
I am dressing up to go buy weed. I need to get out more.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
on a brighter note, the cop thought i could kick adams ass if it came down to that and said he had $20 on me if it ever happens
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
Well, if it gives you any indication, when I got there, there was already some dude passed out naked in the treehouse.
It was marvelous. I was drunkenly conversing with my professor in some of the best Spanish I've ever spoken.
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
she's always on high-alert for lesbians
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
In a few weeks I'll be a beautiful butterfly and me and my cat will have to repopulate the earth. WE WILL REBUILD!!
He said "I can't believe I had sex with a cat lady". Am I flattered or is this a new low?
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