I can hear the grilled cheese talking to me. "Let me in there!" they wanna get inside me
I'm pants shitting drunk right now
In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
Excused from finishing the term project because my lab partner got arrested. For the second year in a row. Public school, I love you.
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
You know how girls with huge tits have back problems? Do you get knee problems or something?
Some days you just pee in a stairwell and go home.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
I also have to vacuum the broken noodles out of my suitcase...
all I know is id definitely throw up if you guys ever dated so if you do stay the fuck away from me
Don't take a pillow from my bed. You don't know which ones of them my vagina has been on
I'm drinking on a Thursday because I can
Today is Wednesday you jobless drunk
We are gonna play a game I like to call what the fuck is in my pocket
Hey, what's the French word for when you meet your boyfriend's friend and you have that gut feeling that you smoked pot naked in a hot tub with him at a house party years ago?
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