She just texted me saying, "I wish you were a better person so I could fuck you without regrets"
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
Turned in a paper today on drug abuse. Chose to write about percocet. Just realized I started 2 sentences with "This amazing drug"
He kissed my cheek and I could smell it the whole way home like shit
Its that time of year where we just drink more instead of dressing warmer
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
He made me cum 7 times AND I nearly drowned him during that 69 in the back of a ford focus. Yeah I should get my gynocologist.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Today, I lack passion for anything but Taco Tuesday.
i'll explain later but cookie monster is playing the xylophone
thanks for not wanting to stay all night or talk or anything, nice to have a fuck buddy who really doesnt take the buddy part serious
I'm all about the fuck
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